ECONOMAS! THE FASTEST GROWING HOLIDAY IN THE WORLD!
Santa is da bomb! He gives all the good kids Economas presents on Economas-Eve! Sweet! We follow his example and give out scads of our own Economas gifts! Buying all these gifts for everyone we know is great for the economy!
Here's a Poem about Santa Claus! Santa Santa is Phat! And Fat! How 'bout that? Think you can do better? (I certainly hope you can) Write to us at Economas@lycos.com and submit YOUR Santa or Economas Poem! See it published here!
I adopted a cute lil' santa fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
Stimulating the economy is the reason for the season! So buy lots of stuff!